I may be paranoid, but not an android.

Why He’s Hot:

He’s a Vampire. That’s right, a fucking Vampire. But he’s not some sparkly virgin, oh no! This dude knows how to get down because he’s been getting down with girls(and even some dudes) left and right for over 1000 years. Yeah, you heard me right. He’s had 1000 years to perfect his technique and believe me he’s put that time to good use.

Two words — gracious plenty. If you’ve read the Charlaine Harris books you know what I’m talking about and if you haven’t, well, I’ll go ahead and tell you: He’s got a big ‘ole cock. It’s been confirmed. It’s HUGE. (Warning, that link contains fucking hot book spoilers.)

He knows how to dress. In fact, he can wear outfits that look completely ridiculous on anyone else and you accept it and love it and can’t wait to rip it the fuck off and beg for him to do you right then and there.

His smile and those fangs. Maybe you’re not into getting bit during sex but give this guy five minutes and you’ll be offering your neck to him regardless of whether or not you have a boyfriend. He’s just that good.

His arms. His neck. His clavicles. His back. Every piece of this dude is hot and pictures of any part can be instantly be qualified as porn. That should tell you something right there.

{Our first fictional character submission}

Ma sbav.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13)

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:38:04 +0200

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Round my hometownMemories are freshRound my hometownOoh the...

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:49:12 +0200

Round my hometown
Memories are fresh
Round my hometown
Ooh the people I’ve met
Are the wonders of my world

fuckyeahwonderland: suicideblonde: Alice in Wonderland

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:46:16 +0200

fuckyeahwonderland:

suicideblonde:

Alice in Wonderland

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6)

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:02:35 +0200

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Because my inside is outside My right side’s on the left...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:18:57 +0200

Because my inside is outside
My right side’s on the left side
Cause I’m writing to reach you now but
I might never reach you.